2015-07-15

【Fiks-isme] Pergi ke Bulan - FAPI

Pergi ke Bulan
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Mas, bulan di langitku bulat sempurna. Ini adalah purnama kesekian kalinya aku menunggu kedatanganmu. Katanya kamu akan datang bersama rombongan untuk mengajukan proposal mimpi kita. Tapi hingga sekarang, kamu belum juga tiba.
Kalo kita sudah sah, kamu bilang akan membawaku pergi ke bulan. Di sana kita bermanja-manja, berdua saja. Tapi tentunya kita menggendong 'keril' segede kulkas. Isinya bukan stok logistik, tenda, nesting, webing, teve, lemari, kamar mandi atau koki. Namun, cukuplah cadangan oksigen saja. Bila cinta melanda, lapar pun tiada terasa.
Sambil bulan madu, kita praktek pelajaran biologi, katamu. Tapi aku lebih memilih pelajaran sosiologi. Atau… kita gabungkan saja dua mata pelajaran itu agar tercipta disiplin ilmu baru. Kita namai apa? Bisalogi, mungkin?
Untuk kelangsungan hidup keluarga kita kelak, kita jualan kue bulan atau buka kedai kue terang bulan. Pasti di sana tidak ada saingannya. Usaha kita bakal lancar jaya.
Oh ya, jangan lupa bawa alat-alat fotografimu. Bukannya kamu ingin melukis cahaya di bulan? Aku akan membawa pesawatku untuk mengantarmu menjelajah galaksi raya. Jangan kegenitan saat ketemu Saturnus. Kalo dia pakai cincin berarti dia tidak pacarable lagi.

Mas, kamu kok nggak datang-datang? Aku telat datang bulan.
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3M

Hi, there. The Moon up there was perfectly round. Its lite as bright as we saw last time. Hm… It means many times i m waiting for you.
"I will come with my honour," you said.

If Me plus Me become double we, just prepare our trip to the Moon. Remember, only two of us who allowed. We will hike all the tops of Moon, carry double size of cariel. Do you want to know what i put on? Yes! Oxygen. No need to bring tent, nesting, webbing, sleeping bag, bathroom, toilet, foods, stove, even the chef. Love makes us full, right?


“Shall we learn Biology?" I prefer Sociology. Or ... we blend them as we can create a new subject. What do you think about its name? Greatology, perhaps.

For our future, should us do some business there? Selling moon cake, maybe. Donot be affraid of sailor Moon. She will not come with her sailing ship as she is selling thousand cans of spinach with Popeye. This Moon is ours.

Do not forget to bring your camera. Our honey Moon will be the first human time travel. I will ride my time machine to bring you round galaxy. Do not be silly if you meet Saturn. It's wearing ring, wedding ring, now. It is not single and available anymore.

Hi, there. why do you -still- not come? You leave me without 3M, Money - Man - Menstruation.

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